Spiritually speaking when my wife becomes as big as a house will i have to worry about her being foreclosed?

Doug
This is the first time my wife has been pregnant, so I'm not sure how those things go. Will refinancing be an option?

Ivonne
You'll wanna condemn that house once the gigantic prolapsed hemorrhoids, triple chins, and hormonal whining kick in. But fret not. You have saggy titties, stretch marks, large deposits of postpartum azz fat (permanent) and 18 years of Hell to look forward to. Good luck!By the way, is your wife's co-worker/father of the kid gonna make mortgage payments on this house?

Bonita
Have you heard of the husband's "sympathy pregnancy?" Some gain weight, feel pains, and other oddities. Something else to worry about. lol Keep the mortgage up on the house and you will be fine. =) Congratulations to you two!

Kendall
I hope not. I understand birth is an open option. I don't think refinancing will be so much an option as a necessity. But avoid robbing a bank. They pack a delayed recoil. Good luck all round.

Inocencia
Spiritually speaking, how about that child support

Beckie
I seen the way you dance on that wedding video you showed - you can always hoof your way to another career if this R & S gig doesn't work out!

Coleman
No foreclosures these days, only bailouts.

Lorina
Maybe remortgage and build an addition.

Ashli
Put her up for auction, bebe before her basement starts to leak..

Mellissa
Someone married you?

Fritz
If you're lucky

Annamaria
do her a favor... have yourself an affair and stop bothering her

Santo
Only if you owe money on her. How much did you buy her for?